The worst sentence ever?

I've recently been looking at various physical science faculty job advertisements, because I'm trying to make the case the College of the Atlantic should considering hiring a geolgist of some sort. In an ad for a nanoscience technology position, I read the following:

We're looking for dynamic team players, individuals who appreciate our respect for innovation in the classroom...

Amazing. They're not looking for an innovative teacher. They're not even looking for someone who respects other people's innovative teaching. Nope, they're looking for someone who appreciates other people's respect for other people's innovative teaching. Brilliant.